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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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