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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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