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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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