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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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