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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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