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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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