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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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