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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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