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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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