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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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