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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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