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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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