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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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