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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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