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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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