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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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