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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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