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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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