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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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