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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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