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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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