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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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