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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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