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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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