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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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