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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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