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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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