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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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