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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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