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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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