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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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