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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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