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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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