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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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