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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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