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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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