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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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