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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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