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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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