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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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