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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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