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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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