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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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