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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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