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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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