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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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