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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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