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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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