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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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