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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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