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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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